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Jokes [no translation]
par Topsy Turvy Jeu 20 Jan 2022 - 12:21
108 Jokes For Math Enthusiasts
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-math-jokes/
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-math-jokes/
Topsy Turvy- Messages : 7954
Date d'inscription : 10/01/2020
Re: Jokes [no translation]
par Topsy Turvy Jeu 20 Jan 2022 - 15:35
Plus c'est con, plus c'est bon...
The guy who invented predictive text died last night. His funfair is next monkey.
148 IT Jokes That Techies Will Find Painfully Relatable
https://www.boredpanda.com/it-jokes
The guy who invented predictive text died last night. His funfair is next monkey.
148 IT Jokes That Techies Will Find Painfully Relatable
https://www.boredpanda.com/it-jokes
Topsy Turvy- Messages : 7954
Date d'inscription : 10/01/2020
Re: Jokes [no translation]
par Mentounasc Ven 21 Jan 2022 - 9:22
La meilleure me semble être celle là :
A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting on a bench, watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people enter the house; A while later, they watch three people leave the house. The physicist says, "The initial measurement wasn't accurate." The biologist counters, "They must have reproduced." Finally, the mathematician suggests, "If one more person enters the house, then it will be empty again."
A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting on a bench, watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people enter the house; A while later, they watch three people leave the house. The physicist says, "The initial measurement wasn't accurate." The biologist counters, "They must have reproduced." Finally, the mathematician suggests, "If one more person enters the house, then it will be empty again."
- traduc pour les non anglophones:
Un physicien, un biologiste et un mathématicien sont assis sur un banc, et regardent les gens entrer et sortir d'une maison de l'autre côté de la rue. D'abord ils voient deux personnes entrer. Un moment après, ils en voient trois en sortir.
Le physicien déclare: le processus initial de mesure était inapproprié
Le biologiste rétorque : mais non, ils se sont juste reproduits
Après un instant, le mathématicien propose : s'il entre une personne de plus, la maison sera à nouveau vide
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Re: Jokes [no translation]
par Topsy Turvy Jeu 27 Jan 2022 - 15:17
TT (re)découvre John Atkinson.
Better late than never...
![Jokes [no translation] Artist-tells-the-story-of-the-world-in-a-unique-way-61f140db5e9b0__700](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Artist-tells-the-story-of-the-world-in-a-unique-way-61f140db5e9b0__700.jpg)
![Jokes [no translation] Artist-tells-the-story-of-the-world-in-a-unique-way-61f140726b4b5__700](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Artist-tells-the-story-of-the-world-in-a-unique-way-61f140726b4b5__700.jpg)
![Jokes [no translation] Artist-tells-the-story-of-the-world-in-a-unique-way-61f14083ad8ce__700](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Artist-tells-the-story-of-the-world-in-a-unique-way-61f14083ad8ce__700.jpg)
A lot more here and there etc. :
https://www.boredpanda.com/random-cartoons-about-the-world-wrong-hands/
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-cartoons-wrong-hands-john-atkinson/
https://www.boredpanda.com/book-spoilers-illustrations-john-atkinson-wrong-hands/
https://wronghands1.com
...
Better late than never...
A lot more here and there etc. :
https://www.boredpanda.com/random-cartoons-about-the-world-wrong-hands/
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-cartoons-wrong-hands-john-atkinson/
https://www.boredpanda.com/book-spoilers-illustrations-john-atkinson-wrong-hands/
https://wronghands1.com
...
Topsy Turvy- Messages : 7954
Date d'inscription : 10/01/2020
Re: Jokes [no translation]
par Invité Mer 2 Fév 2022 - 16:57
Arthur: Pretty much everywhere it's gonna be hot, Charlotte?
Charlotte: Then I don't need a jacket.
Arthur: ... hihihihihi
Charlotte: Thanks Arthur
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Re: Jokes [no translation]
par Topsy Turvy Ven 4 Fév 2022 - 11:32
Sans commentaire. Enfin si, justement, c'est dans les commentaires.
https://www.boredpanda.com/bored-panda-readers-best-comments/
Quelques exemples :
![Jokes [no translation] Bored-panda-readers-best-comments-63-61fa8f124c92a__700](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/bored-panda-readers-best-comments-63-61fa8f124c92a__700.jpg)
![Jokes [no translation] Bored-panda-readers-best-comments-8-61fa8eada0c2c__700](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/bored-panda-readers-best-comments-8-61fa8eada0c2c__700.jpg)
![Jokes [no translation] Bored-panda-readers-best-comments-14-61fa8eb8739a8__700](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/bored-panda-readers-best-comments-14-61fa8eb8739a8__700.jpg)
https://www.boredpanda.com/bored-panda-readers-best-comments/
Quelques exemples :
Topsy Turvy- Messages : 7954
Date d'inscription : 10/01/2020
Re: Jokes [no translation]
par Charv Ven 4 Fév 2022 - 11:44
Merci Topsy pour ce fou rire franc et massif. 
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Age : 47
Localisation : Lyon
Re: Jokes [no translation]
par Topsy Turvy Lun 14 Fév 2022 - 9:34
Ça, ça me fait moyen rire (on dirait trop zc), mais quand même :
https://www.boredpanda.com/american-education-system-fails
![Jokes [no translation] American-education-system-fails-62061820d9bd2__700](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/american-education-system-fails-62061820d9bd2__700.jpg)
![Jokes [no translation] Clipimage-6206637107119__700](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/clipimage-6206637107119__700.jpg)
![Jokes [no translation] American-education-system-fails-620617ede46a9__700](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/american-education-system-fails-620617ede46a9__700.jpg)
![Jokes [no translation] 620613780e340_vov5v05n53w31-png__700](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/620613780e340_vov5v05n53w31-png__700.jpg)
![Jokes [no translation] 6206144670a30_va8w6c63mmb51-png__700](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/6206144670a30_va8w6c63mmb51-png__700.jpg)
https://www.boredpanda.com/american-education-system-fails
Topsy Turvy- Messages : 7954
Date d'inscription : 10/01/2020
![Jokes [no translation] Facebook_1645061693242_6899888840214686436](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920230017013805087/943682059589779537/facebook_1645061693242_6899888840214686436.jpg)
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Age : 48
Localisation : loin de chez moi, dans un petit coin de paradis
Re: Jokes [no translation]
par Topsy Turvy Ven 18 Fév 2022 - 11:20
What If Stock Videos Had Subtitles
https://www.boredpanda.com/stock-videos-turned-into/[/quote]
Quelques exemples...
![Jokes [no translation] Tablet_en_10fps_400x211-5957f3eede0b8__605](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/tablet_en_10fps_400x211-5957f3eede0b8__605.gif)
![Jokes [no translation] Scke_en_10fps_400x226-5957ee6a7dc50__605](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/scke_en_10fps_400x226-5957ee6a7dc50__605.gif)
https://www.boredpanda.com/stock-videos-turned-into/[/quote]
Quelques exemples...
Topsy Turvy- Messages : 7954
Date d'inscription : 10/01/2020
Re: Jokes [no translation]
par Invité Ven 18 Fév 2022 - 17:48
« I’d rather haver a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy »
Word
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Re: Jokes [no translation]
par Topsy Turvy Jeu 3 Mar 2022 - 9:40
https://www.boredpanda.com/ukraine-support-memes/
Some of my favorite ones...
![Jokes [no translation] 1498547251949588482-png__700](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/1498547251949588482-png__700.jpg)
![Jokes [no translation] Ukraine-support-memes-621dfa6e8d25e__700](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/ukraine-support-memes-621dfa6e8d25e__700.jpg)
![Jokes [no translation] Ukraine-support-memes-621dfea9a66a6__700](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/ukraine-support-memes-621dfea9a66a6__700.jpg)
![Jokes [no translation] 35-621e1a6667095__700](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/35-621e1a6667095__700.jpg)
Some of my favorite ones...
Topsy Turvy- Messages : 7954
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Re: Jokes [no translation]
par Topsy Turvy Mar 8 Mar 2022 - 19:03
Creativity test, seriously :
If Apple made a car, what would be missing?
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
Which month has 28 days?
What's the difference between a jeweler and a prison guard?
...
Answers and more Funny Riddles To Test Your Smarts :
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-riddles/
If Apple made a car, what would be missing?
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
Which month has 28 days?
What's the difference between a jeweler and a prison guard?
...
Answers and more Funny Riddles To Test Your Smarts :
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-riddles/
Topsy Turvy- Messages : 7954
Date d'inscription : 10/01/2020
Re: Jokes [no translation]
par Invité Mer 6 Avr 2022 - 18:50
<3
J'en mets une autre il y en a plusieurs, je comprends pas tout mais j'adore quand même elle est géniale la fille
J'en mets une autre il y en a plusieurs, je comprends pas tout mais j'adore quand même elle est géniale la fille
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Age : 33
Re: Jokes [no translation]
par Mars avril mai Mer 23 Nov 2022 - 17:12
Blague des simpsons intraduisible je sais plus ce qu'il y a en français
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Re: Jokes [no translation]
par AnaKoluth Mer 23 Nov 2022 - 18:04
Mentounasc a écrit:La meilleure me semble être celle là :
A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting on a bench, watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people enter the house; A while later, they watch three people leave the house. The physicist says, "The initial measurement wasn't accurate." The biologist counters, "They must have reproduced." Finally, the mathematician suggests, "If one more person enters the house, then it will be empty again."
- traduc pour les non anglophones:
Un physicien, un biologiste et un mathématicien sont assis sur un banc, et regardent les gens entrer et sortir d'une maison de l'autre côté de la rue. D'abord ils voient deux personnes entrer. Un moment après, ils en voient trois en sortir.
Le physicien déclare: le processus initial de mesure était inapproprié
Le biologiste rétorque : mais non, ils se sont juste reproduits
Après un instant, le mathématicien propose : s'il entre une personne de plus, la maison sera à nouveau vide
excellent ! j'ai eu la réaction du biologiste, d'instinct
AnaKoluth- Messages : 1275
Date d'inscription : 04/10/2021
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